LESS WARDROBE MORE MALFUNCTION

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Wardrobe malfunction
Wardrobe malfunction
Wardrobe malfunction
Wardrobe malfunction

Don’t care if you’re a judge, ‘coz you can’t judge me
Which part of the pageant rule book, says we get coffee?
Sure I’ll play your stupid game, but you’re going to loose
If I looked as smart as I am I would not be this damn cute.

Here we go again
Prince Charming and his two left feet
And he’s stepping on my dress, ripping up to my thigh
You should run for President

All the pigs in their long red ties want it
Perverts who are gunna gunna fry want it

Less wardrobe, more malfunction
Less wardrobe, more malfunction
Less wardrobe, more malfunction
Less wardrobe, more malfunction

To you, I’m just a champagne glass for your gutless thirst
But I am laced with poison gunna make your heart burst
Haut monde slime thinks there’s no rules, well that won’t work with me
If looks could kill and mine will, I’m more bombshell then beauty queen

Here we go again
Prince Charming and his two left feet
And he’s stepping on my dress, ripping up to my thigh
You should run for President

All the pigs in their long red ties want it
Perverts who are gunna gunna fry want it

A dress with a slit up the side can reveal a little too much for prying eyes
Wardrobe malfunction
Unless something was to go wrong
Wardrobe malfunction
Wardrobe malfunction

Coffee in New York
Dance the night away in Paris
Strip off the bubbles in LA
I will turn this night into nitro
Then hang you from your long red tie

Less wardrobe, more malfunction
Less wardrobe, more malfunction
All the pigs in their long red ties
Less wardrobe, more malfunction
Perverts who are gunna gunna fry
Less wardrobe, more malfunction
All the pigs in their long red ties want it
Less wardrobe, more malfunction
Perverts who are gunna gunna fry want it
Less wardrobe, more malfunction

Less wardrobe, more malfunction
Wardrobe malfunction
Less wardrobe, more malfunction
Wardrobe malfunction
Less wardrobe